were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
He uses pillows to masturbate.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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