he shaved USA in his pubs
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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