What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
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He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
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well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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