I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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