I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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