You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Randomize
