brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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