do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
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You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
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I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
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We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
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It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
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