Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
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