Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
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He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
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50% drunk capacity currently
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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