well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
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the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
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But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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