ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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