escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
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They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
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CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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