If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
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i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
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As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
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