the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
You've changed since you got that strap on
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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