are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
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My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
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Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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