I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
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YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
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And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I smell like Dick and happiness
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