i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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