You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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