I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
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It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
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the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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