id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
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