dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
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I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
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Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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