and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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