Are you guys doing anything tonight?
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
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An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
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So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Such a big mess for such a small penis