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(716): View more from New York

I'm eating all of the evidence.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".

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(941): View more from Florida

Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"

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(317): View more from Indiana

She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while

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(315): View more from New York

gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.

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(440): View more from Ohio

yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.

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(602): View more from Arizona

My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this

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(206): View more from Washington

I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps

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