just come out here and I will go home with you...
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
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Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
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Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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