I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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