he wants to bone in the snuggie
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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