Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
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