miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
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She kept screaming "best case scenario"
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
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...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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