at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
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Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
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You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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