She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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