Pappa wants mamma naked
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
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it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
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I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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