I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
dude. I can hear the air.
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