i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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