He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
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Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
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fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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