at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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