so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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