I am puke
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
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In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
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There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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