you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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