the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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