white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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