Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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