Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Four minutes until I can fart!
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halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
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I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
True college students do jello shots in the library
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