just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Randomize
