got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
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Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
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THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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