If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
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I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
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She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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