I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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