I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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