love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
NoShamevember. You game?
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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