forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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