I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
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The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
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THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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