What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
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I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
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Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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