Me too!
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
being pregnant is like rehab
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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