Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
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