Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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