How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
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I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
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She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
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I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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