I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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