I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Four minutes until I can fart!
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
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you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
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He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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