what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Randomize
