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eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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